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Funny Fortune Cookie Series: 3 of 3

Today’s fortune cookie note reads:

“Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”

Yes, folks. This is definitely the epitome of a fortune cookie note trying to have a conversation with you. I have yet to find one of these myself, but it is absurdly funny when you see it for the first time. Thanks to Weird Fortune Cookies for the submission.

That concludes the first funny fortune cookie series. I may continue it at a later date depending on what I find on the web, submissions, and my own personal collection. Any feedback or suggestions for any other theme series is welcome in the comments.