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Category Archives: Funny Fortune Cookies

Fortune Cookie Note for April 24, 2008

Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“You were born with a ’sixth sense’ and superb insight.”
We all have special talents that may be hidden. Maybe that’s what this fortune cookie note meant when saying that you have a “sixth sense.” I think superb insight has more to do with life experience and knowledge than having God-given talent. […]

Funny Fortune Cookie Series: 3 of 3

Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”
Yes, folks. This is definitely the epitome of a fortune cookie note trying to have a conversation with you. I have yet to find one of these myself, but it is absurdly funny when you see it for the first time. Thanks […]

Funny Fortune Cookie Series: 2 of 3

Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not hesitate any longer.”
Wow, when I first read that I was rolling in laughter! I guess this fortune cookie is telling you to get rid of that Sesame Chicken smell in your mouth and pop a mint. I think what makes […]