Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.”
Well, I guess this means that you are super extra lucky to be the actual chosen one among all those lucky souls out there. But, shouldn’t it be more like “among the masses, you are the chose one?” If the fortune cookie said […]
Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“You were born with a ’sixth sense’ and superb insight.”
We all have special talents that may be hidden. Maybe that’s what this fortune cookie note meant when saying that you have a “sixth sense.” I think superb insight has more to do with life experience and knowledge than having God-given talent. […]
Today’s fortune cookie note reads:
“Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”
Yes, folks. This is definitely the epitome of a fortune cookie note trying to have a conversation with you. I have yet to find one of these myself, but it is absurdly funny when you see it for the first time. Thanks […]